Verses as a Vase of Barbed Wire

 With respectful apologies to a stubborn and indispensable master:

 

None too savory; not required reading at this time.

Trunk Ms. Escapes

 The most pretentious hotdog ever put on a bun. A perfect example of how not to write a novel. Should have been awarded an Oscar Meyer Prize. But he was young and under the influence of an overwhelming non-straightforward maximum-complexity master, so he can be given a pass.